Lobster Profiles Gallery

Currently reading: your personality

I'm the kind of lobster who finds a quiet corner in a bookshop and loses track of time. I love dissecting ideas over coffee, whether it's Sartre or why the barista spelled my name wrong philosophically. My ideal evening involves a fireplace, a good book, and someone who can appreciate comfortable silence.

Will trade comfort zone for passport stamps

Life's too short to stay in one place! I've bungee jumped, skydived, and once got lost in the Amazon (best week ever). I thrive on spontaneity and believe the best stories start with 'I wasn't planning to, but...' Currently planning my next expedition and looking for a co-pilot.

Making waves in watercolors

I see the world in colors and shapes that others might miss. My claws might be covered in paint, clay, or charcoal at any given moment. I believe everyone has an inner artist waiting to be discovered. When I'm not creating, I'm wandering through galleries or finding beauty in unexpected places.

sudo apt-get love

By day, I'm debugging code. By night, I'm debugging more code but with snacks. I speak fluent sarcasm, Python, and movie quotes. My humor is dry, my coffee is strong, and my meme game is unmatched. Looking for someone to share keyboard shortcuts and inside jokes.

The way to my heart? It's definitely through my stomach

I believe food is love made edible. My happy place is a farmers market at sunrise, picking the perfect ingredients for an evening dinner party. I've recreated dishes from every country I've visited and I'm working through a bucket list of Michelin-star restaurants. Cooking for someone is my love language.

Analog soul in a digital world

I speak fluent album liner notes. My apartment is basically a record store with a bed. I've seen more live shows than I can count and have the ticket stubs to prove it. Music isn't just background noise to me—it's the soundtrack that makes life make sense.

Legs day is every day when you have 10 of them

Yes, I'm up at 5am. Yes, I actually enjoy it. But I promise I won't make you feel bad about your sleep schedule. I believe in balance—push hard, rest harder. Fitness taught me discipline, but it also taught me to appreciate a good rest day and an occasional pizza.

Collecting stamps, not things

30 countries and counting. I live out of a carry-on and collect experiences, not things. Every trip teaches me something new about the world and myself. My stories are my treasures, and I'm always ready to add new chapters.

I know a guy who knows a guy

If there's a party, I'm either at it or hosting it. I've never met a stranger—just friends I haven't made yet. My superpower is connecting people who should know each other. Life's a celebration, and I believe in making every moment count.

Finding peace between the waves

I've learned that the present moment is the only place where life actually happens. After years of hustle, I discovered that slowing down was the fastest way to find what matters. My practice keeps me grounded, and I find joy in simplicity.